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​In a world of pork rinds, be a kale chip.

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SITCOM PILOT? 
EDUTAINMENT? 
ACTIVISM? 
YES!

​​Brilliantly facetious dialogue + 

natural behavior of 200+ animals of 12 species + 

sharp-witted improv with said animals +

an unconventional location =

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Friends Not Food is a unique piece of rib-tickling entertainment providing ample opportunity to shepherd real-life attention to the sentience, intelligence, and jocularity of these uproarious residents.

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This in turn will encourage veganism, drastically reducing animal agriculture, leaving those remaining precious resources for humans, directly decelerating climate change, and thereby saving the world.​​

ONCE UPON A FACETIME...

Rachel, just two cats away from being a cautionary meme, inherits a barely-functioning farm sanctuary in rural Florida—thanks to her half-brother’s terrible poker face and even worse judgment. Her plan? Get the place stable, hand it back, and trot back to civilization.

 

But the sanctuary is full of surprises: emotionally unavailable goats, a rooster with boundary issues, and coworkers who speak in riddles, crystals, or grunts—depending on the humidity. Rachel is out of her depth, out of clean clothes, and slowly realizing she may have stumbled into something worth sticking around for.

 

Encouraged to rustle up some visibility and support, she pitches a modest local ad. One chaotic celebrity casting later, a viral video nets their first paid booking—roping Rachel into the sanctuary life just a little longer.

 

And just like that, she’s hooked—for the misfits, the mission, and maybe, unexpectedly, for herself.

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