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​In a world of pork rinds, be a kale chip.

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SITCOM PILOT? 
EDUTAINMENT? 
ACTIVISM? 
YES!

​​Brilliantly facetious dialogue + 

natural behavior of 200+ animals of 12 species + 

sharp-witted improv with said animals +

an unconventional location =

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Friends Not Food is a unique piece of rib-tickling entertainment providing ample opportunity to shepherd real-life attention to the sentience, intelligence, and jocularity of these uproarious residents.

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This in turn will encourage veganism, drastically reducing animal agriculture, leaving those remaining precious resources for humans, directly decelerating climate change, and thereby saving the world.​​

ONCE UPON A FACETIME...

Rachel, just two cats away from being a - you know - receives an unexpected, unorthodox offer to give up the glamour of her big city cubicle to go feed pigs and scoop poop at a faltering farm sanctuary in rural Florida.

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Indubitably, she accepts, and upon her arrival encounters one kooky creature after another. And then there are the animals. Learning the sanctuary is running on financial fumes and expired certifications, Rachel channels her city savvy and shows what a real cat lady can do. Then she goes back to scooping poop. 

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And so begins a new life amidst a cast of characters that almost seems made up.

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