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SITCOM PILOT?
EDUTAINMENT?
ACTIVISM?
YES!
​​Brilliantly facetious dialogue +
natural behavior of 200+ animals of 12 species +
sharp-witted improv with said animals +
an unconventional location =
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Friends Not Food is a unique piece of rib-tickling entertainment providing ample opportunity to shepherd real-life attention to the sentience, intelligence, and jocularity of these uproarious residents.
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This in turn will encourage veganism, drastically reducing animal agriculture, leaving those remaining precious resources for humans, directly decelerating climate change, and thereby saving the world.​​
ONCE UPON A FACETIME...
Rachel, just two cats away from being a cautionary meme, inherits a barely-functioning farm sanctuary in rural Florida thanks to her half-brother’s catastrophic poker face. Her plan? Get the place stable, hand it back, return to civilization.
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But the sanctuary’s a fever dream in overalls:
the fences lean, the budget wheezes, there’s a rooster with impulse-control issues, and the staff oscillates between mysticism and mild heatstroke. It’s less Green Acres, more an emotional support group for people who own ring lights.
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As Rachel battles zoning laws & existential dread,
she attempts to boost visibility with a small local ad.
One derailed celebrity casting later, a viral video catapults the sanctuary into the kind of chaos you can’t buy. Or return.
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And just like that, the woman who once branded
oat milk is suddenly milking meaning - for the misfits, for the mission and, inconveniently, for herself.
